Sexting Before the 1st Date? Red Flag!

Remember the episode of Sex and the City when Carrie wonders if all men are freaks? I’m starting to think she was onto something. Dating is a freak show.

Case in point: This guy, Fergus. I met him online, innocently enough. We exchanged a few e-mails; no worries. He asked for my number, I gave it to him… only to receive the most offensive text messages of my life.

[Caution: Reader discretion advised.

It started off innocently enough—Hey, what’s up, blah blah—but it went south quick. And by quick, I mean from friendly to freaky in three text messages, flat.

The dialogue:

Hey Rose. This is Fergus. What’s up?
Hey there. I’m just at the gym, trying to sneak in a workout. Busy day!! You?

Same.  LVAC?
Naw. My complex has a gym.

Do you wanna devour my freshly shaved cock and sac while I finger and eat your pussy and ass before fucking?
Aaaaaaand we’re done.

Eat my ass out while I beat off in your face and pinch your nipples.
[no reply]

…. Gross, right?!?


I’m just glad I didn’t waste my time meeting this creep in person. Honestly, he sounds like a predator—I’m glad he doesn’t know what I look like in real life, or what car I drive, or anything like that. The whole thing serves as a good reminder for me to follow the self-imposed rules I detailed in my original 30 Dates in 30 Days post—the ones about telling my friends where I’m going, and who I’ll be meeting there, especially.

I hope this post didn’t disgust or freak you out too much. Instead, I hope it reminds all the other single girls out there to be careful.

About SleeplessInSinCity

A single girl looking for love in Las Vegas, a.k.a. all the wrong places.
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