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The Longest Dinner Date of my Life

It took just three minutes for me to realize the next three hours were going to be extremely painful.

Only 180 seconds after saying hello, he started telling me how his classic “theventy-theven” car broke down on his way to the date.

Theventy-theven? Oh! Seventy-Seven! Oh, crap.

That’s right, ladies and gents: My date had a lisp. A bad one. And it was not long after that that I realized I was on a date with a grown-up version of Paul Smart, the geekiest kid in my fifth grade class. Touche, karma; ya got me. Continue reading

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Three’s a Crowd

I knew it was going to be an interesting night, but I didn’t think it was going to be that interesting. My date was twice-divorced, a father of four, 44-years-old, and the guy who flaked on our dinner plans on … Continue reading

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Dating Don’t: Mentioning your Federal Indictment

Wow, was last night’s date a TRIP. Yeesh, I am still trying to collect my thoughts. I’m busy w/ work this morning, so I can’t put together a full post about it YET, however, I think I’ll be able to … Continue reading

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