Tag Archives: sating disaster

The Longest Dinner Date of my Life

It took just three minutes for me to realize the next three hours were going to be extremely painful.

Only 180 seconds after saying hello, he started telling me how his classic “theventy-theven” car broke down on his way to the date.

Theventy-theven? Oh! Seventy-Seven! Oh, crap.

That’s right, ladies and gents: My date had a lisp. A bad one. And it was not long after that that I realized I was on a date with a grown-up version of Paul Smart, the geekiest kid in my fifth grade class. Touche, karma; ya got me. Continue reading

Advertisements
Posted in 30 Dates in 30 Days, disaster, eHarmony | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Dating Don’t: Mentioning your Federal Indictment

Wow, was last night’s date a TRIP. Yeesh, I am still trying to collect my thoughts. I’m busy w/ work this morning, so I can’t put together a full post about it YET, however, I think I’ll be able to … Continue reading

Posted in 30 Dates in 30 Days, disaster, tips | Tagged , , , , , , , | 3 Comments